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Katers17 is a real person (and so is Renetto!) Katers17 is a real person (and so is Renetto!)
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 723 seconds

The Youtube gathering in Leicester Square, Saturday February 24, 2007.

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Size matters Size matters
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 673 seconds

Vlog. Bought some new clothes. Still have no idea what size I am actually supposed to be these days.
Yes it's about clothes sizing - what did you think I meant?
(Also - yay, I can upload videos longer than 10 minutes! I kept meaning to try but haven't had anything this long for a while.
... Stop it. That was an unintentional double entrendre,)

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Hair cut Hair cut
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 277 seconds

I cut my hair last night - it could have ended up far, far shorter (and it still might).

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Hair raising Hair raising
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 466 seconds

Got hold of some more wigs. Tried them on.

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Sex and TV Sex and TV
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 452 seconds

Robert Llewellyn (Scrapheap Challenge, Red Dwarf and The Corner House - hah now I remember what it was called)has a Youtube Channel - that's really great.
He recently made a video about how tv is made by women for and by women these days. If it is it's not for and by women like me!
Oh dear that's a shockingly horrible icon.

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival part deux Edinburgh Fringe Festival part deux
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 649 seconds

This is the third week. Edited down from a lot more footage.
August 2007
Reportage.

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Arms and the Towel Arms and the Towel
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 92 seconds

In which I try (probably in vain) to demonstrate the not-fatness of my arms.
And now I am late for work making this!

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Edinburgh Festival 07 Edinburgh Festival 07
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 816 seconds

The Edinburgh Festival 2007 vlog - from 4th to 13th August.
There is no video of any of my gigs, but I have audio of several (not included here though).

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New look New look
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 108 seconds

Another hair cut?
(Goodness, my biceps look huge in this).

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The Audition The Audition
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 342 seconds

Sometimes auditions can be a bit dodgy. Don't make the same mistakes I did, kids!

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Fetishes! Fetishes!
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 162 seconds

Whatever floats your boat.
Off to my parents' house until next Thursday, and they don't have broadband, so this is the last video I will be able to upload until then.
See you!
I will keep checking messages but I will have very limited internet access.

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Gore on the buses Gore on the buses
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 498 seconds

On location with a very low budget horror film. Inevitably this ended up a deleted scene!
I was doing this for two packets of salted Hula Hoops and a cup of lemonade. That's all I ate all day (apart from a few dribbles of fake blood) and I was away from 6.30am to 10pm.

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Church of Tinkerbell Church of Tinkerbell
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 376 seconds

My cat Tinkerbell gave me a message to the world. She said: "start a church, Josephine. If you build it they will come".
So I did.

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Cleavage Cleavage
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 85 seconds

A redux of the Fat Arms video - mostly in response to the icon war between me and Annascaz.
Clearly this is futile.

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New Glasses New Glasses
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 232 seconds

I got new glasses. I can actually see through them. Plus the usual ramble about stuff - weight gain, weight loss, walking, hayfever, teacher training.
And yes I flick my hair a lot - it's because it's long and it keeps getting in my face. That's the only reason.
The big glasses I actually wore between the ages of 13 and 15 - I got contact lenses as soon as they let me!

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Tired in Edinburgh Tired in Edinburgh
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 358 seconds

The Fringe has only just started and I am already completely worn out.
http://www.mother sfataccident.com - 5.15pm daily
http://www.facebo ok.com/groups.php?id =845650178&gv=12#/gr oup.php?gid=29404882 22 - 11pm daily
until August 23.

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Ban this sick film Ban this sick film
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 243 seconds

Westminster council 'banned' my film Vestal Virgin. I don't know why.
I rant about it.
That is all.
Censorship is bad. And I am starting to feel a bit persecuted!

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String Theory Explained String Theory Explained
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 276 seconds

Ollie explains string theory to Elise. We should get the Nobel prize for this.
Warning: Ollie says a bad word at one point (well, not a very bad word, just a not very nice word.)
Warning 2: Do not use to write a report at school or college - we cannot guarantee a pass.
This is, after all, purely theoretical physics!

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Nerimon-centric Gathering Nerimon-centric Gathering
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 612 seconds

I went to the 'Nerifest' London gathering for Nerimon's birthday on April 12, 2008.
I was using a different camera as my usual one has broken.

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Standup (riffing a bit) Standup (riffing a bit)
Posted by: Eliseharris

Video duration: 764 seconds

Recent stand up gig (September 8, 2006) - mostly me making stuff up, but there's some familiar material there.
I have been told to 'pause more and stop just using your higher register' - I am aware of this problem!
(It goes out of synch a bit in the middle and I can't work out why)

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